Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think I died a long time ago.
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haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
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The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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