Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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