Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
her facebook's as public as her vagina
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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