Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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