Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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