question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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