3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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