How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
