wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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