Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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