He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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