member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I just blew my weed a kiss
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I believe in your delicious
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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