i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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