the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
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Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
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He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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