I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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