hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
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at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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