super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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