yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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