pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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