Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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I want to fling myself into the sun
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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