As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
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How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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