I wish I only lived at night.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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