Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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