her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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