So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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