Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
