So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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