do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
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I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I deserve this hangover.
I had to cum in my sink.
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