she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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