I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
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It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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