here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
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