They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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