Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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