Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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