I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just had sex on a roof
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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