that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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