she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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