Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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