I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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