spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm like, not good at living.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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