Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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