So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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