SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
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