i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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