i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
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