I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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