He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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