So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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