I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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