My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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