Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Randomize
