Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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