and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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